a tale of true love

this novel was texted to me by my very good friend kyla (a couple week ago when i was having a craptastic day). and since she made it up herself i haven't had the heart to erase the texts. so why not blog them! lol.

once upon a time there was a cow named... tom. yes tom. tom was no ordinary cow you see. he didn't moo. he cockadoodledoed!
so tom felt very left out. he wasn't happy because he was different. the cows in the pasture all made fun of him... and didn't let him play cow games.
then one foggy christmas eve...
*intermission* (to respond to texts)
ope! shhh show's back on...
so the cow. named tom. on a foggy christmas eve he looked around... and there was a beautiful...
... fish!!!
this was the most beautiful fish he had ever seen. with gilles so blue, scales flashing, bringing out her beautiful orange eyes... and he knew immediately...
it was love.
he quarted the fish- haha get it? quarted like a quart of milk haha- and the fish soon fell in love with tom too. but there was one obstacle.
water.
of course tom didn't mind that they were an odd couple... or the distance between them... there was nothing like a kiss with glass between...
oh yes so close and yet so far. dang bowl. anywho, they decided something must be done. they couldn't go on like this! but what to do?!
so tom went to his friend.. peter cottontail. "peter" he said, "what am i to do?!" but peter wouldn't listen. he kept talking to his kids.
his millions of kids! tom got so frustrated. so he went to his friend sham. but sham was too busy frolicking up and down and tossing clovers! "sham!" he
yelled. "what the crap?! stop frolicking like a flower girl!" but sham just kept yelling "luck o de irish matey! luck o de irish matey!" tom had had it.
"some friends! see if y'all get an invite! or christmas presents!"
tom was very sad. what was he to do? he loved henrietta- the fish- and would do anything for her... but what?!
"i got it!" he suddenly yelled. he went to see his friend ness.
Loch ness.
henrietta was crying in her bowl when tom came up...
since fish always cry and you can totally tell...
and when she saw tom she gasped!
tom rolled to her in a giant hampster like ball- full of water!
henrietta jumped for joy! in a way only a fish can and jumped into the bowl with tom. and shared their first kiss...
*CENSORED!*
SICK!
and then she wondered how he could do it! but then she looked...
tom had on an oxygen mask! and the oxygen tank was hanging outside on the edge of the bowl!
and tom and henrietta rolled off into the sunset... happily ever after...
THE END!